replace the national anthem with "Space Jam" by the Quad City DJ's (theme song from the 1996 hit film "Space Jam").

The Star-Spangled Banner has served it's purpose as this great nation's national anthem. But it is dated, unlike the snappy sounds from the modern marvel "Space Jam." It is critical, in this day and age, for all Americans to "come on and slam." More so, each American should truly feel "welcome to the Jam" ("the Jam" referring, of course, to the "Space Jam"). America, "here's your chance" to "do your dance at the Space Jam. All right."