Proposed in this petition is a trade of persons between the United States and Great Britain of one Piers Morgan for one Karl Pilkington. In light of recent events and to quell the ever rising social unrest related to Piers Morgan's geographical location, we must send Mr Morgan back to England and import Mr Pilkington. Karl, as he is known to MENSA and amongst several scientific social circles, is one of Englands finest minds. His unique and brilliant view on life is revered by many and he is an absolute treasure to modern society. He is totally suited to replace Mr Morgan on CNN as well, so as to continue the employment of those associated with "Tonight". Karl can ask the hard questios, often ones no one would think to ask. Please support this petition.
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