The "Star Spangled Banner" is a beautiful song, no question about it. But, lets be honest. It doesn't exactly express how utterly badass it is to be an American. We need a song that puts it right in peoples' faces. That lets everyone from islamic extremists to the Chinese to hippies in France know that we are serious, and seriously willing to kick ass. "America, Fuck Yeah" is that song. The "Star Spangled Banner" should still be used, much like "America The Beautiful" or similar patriotic songs. But the next time I'm about to watch a sporting event I want to be shouting along with 50,000 people, "AMERICA...FUCK YEAH!"



