As we know, Associate Justice Antonin Scalia wrote a spirited (and at times, sarcastic) dissent for the overturning of DOMA. With views slightly grounded in intolerance, I'm starting to think that maybe Scalia just hasn't met the right "gays" yet. As such, I'd ask that the Whitehouse request he join me as my plus-one to my gay Aunt's wedding (in Upstate New York) on August 3rd, 2013. I'd even pick him up and drive him myself.
Also I'm male and plan on wearing dark blue, so we can coordinate outfits. We're still figuring out the dinner menu, but I know vegetarian and gluten free options will be available.