There is a growing tension between Donald Trump and Ted Cruz as the primaries heat up. While both candidates speak endlessly on the strength they bring to the table, we the people would like to settle that debate once and for all. An honorable, closed fist, no shirt, above the belt, old fashioned fist fight. The American People deserve to know in no uncertain terms who is best suited to defend the in the event a round of fisticuffs is what stands between American security and devastation.
While we acknowledge fully that the Obama Administration cannot require these men to engage in a fight, a simple request would likely be enough to spark an interest in determining which of these candidates truly deserves to lead the strongest nation in the world.