Some may boast of prowess bold, of the schools they feel so grand. However, Mr. President, there is a spirit that can ne'er be told. That spirit is the spirit of Aggieland.
We, the Twelfth Man of Texas A&M University, formally ask that you use executive action to help the people’s voice be heard. We ask that you use your phone and your pen to bring hope and change to Aggieland.
We ask you to request that the University of Texas A&M hire Steve Solari as a recruiting coordinator. Mr. Solari is a living legend for being a member of the Fightin' Texas Aggie wrecking crew, and for making faces in which his mouth is in the shape of an "o". He also promises to bring back the wrecking crew and put together the best defense in the country.
Thanks, Gig 'Em, and God Bless.
- The 12th Man