Require Alex Jones to box Piers Morgan in a public forum, while wearing Apollo Creed's 'USA' trunks from Rocky IV.

This petition is intended to allow conservative conspiracy theorist Alex Jones to fulfill his on-air challenge to box Piers Morgan. That the People of the United States of America should be denied this spectacle by the administration would simply prove Jones' theory that the Unites States is one gun control law away from being Cambodia in the 1970's. No boxer ever wore more 'America First' trunks than Apollo Creed. The same trunks helped Rocky Balboa to defeat Dolph Lundgren in 1985, in the most perennial sporting event of the Cold War.