require all recipients of gov't aid (welfare, food stamps, etc.) to be led by a leash, by the neck, at all times.

Too long have the bottom-feeders sucking at the government teat been allowed to roam freely. We call about President Obama to fix this, via executive decree, requiring all persons receiving any kind of government aid be led around by a leash at all times. Furthermore, when a person receiving government aid is not being "walked" by a government caretaker, they will be shackled, via their neck-leash, to the ground.