The mobile game "Flappy Bird", created by Dong Nguyen, is a mundane and time-consuming game where one controls a prematurely developed bird through a series of green pipes. Although it has been taken down in both the App Store and Google Play Store, phones with the game already installed can still run the app, allowing smartphone owners to waste time in this atrocious fantasy. Not only is this game completely nonsensical, but it is also promoting procrastination among schoolchildren and adults alike. Grades have decreased, relationships have been broken, and overall, the world has become a more terrible place to live in, all because of a yellow bird in a mobile app.



