We request that President Obama sign an executive order requiring all manufacturers of personal watercraft (water scooters), specifically Kawasaki's Jet Ski, WaveRunner, and Sea-Doo, rename all applicable products 'boatercycle'. This designation is far more fitting and will minimize some of the confusion with the previous naming conventions that has caused countless tragedies and dangers in the past and continues to do so today.
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