We, the undersigned, hereby request that Congress enact a "Politician Legibility Act" to require that all political appointees and elected officials of the Executive Branch:
(a)
shall submit, within one week of assuming office, to a test of handwriting legibility;
(b)
shall submit (should they fail the handwriting legibility test) to a course of instruction in handwriting;
and
(c)
shall maintain all handwritten notes and other handwritten communications and documents in legible form, subject to a civil fine of $50.00 for each occurrence of illegibility.