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require girls to wear yoga pants and do squats.

Created by N.J. on February 25, 2013

Girls ages 16-25 should be mandated to care for their gluteus maximus by doing a mandatory squat program. There will be a panel of local men and women to judge the progress being made by women that are in the program. The official uniform that women must adhere to will include yoga pants (color up to personal choice) and a tight, florescent tank top.

This plan will introduce healthy lifestyles to women and create more jobs as more fitness centers will open. This will also allow men to relieve their daily stress by bystanding in a gym.

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