Rollbars are not safe y0! Any GDDiot could kill himself driving around without proper equipment!
Therefore, this petition (as made by a concerned Civic owner) asks the Obama Administration to require Chrysler group's company Jeep to:
-Sell, at MINIMUM, 1 Nascar-ready helmet per Wrangler sale. Because 'Merica.
-Install 37-point harness restraints for a minimum of 5 occupants. Because Jeep rollovers and knockin' the noggin on the rollbarin'.
-REQUIRED to make it out of PVC. Because cost-effective and light-weight, and because racecar.
These rollbars are simply too dangerous without this equipment becoming required. The impressionable will see Jeep rollbars and pretty soon, you'll start seeing them in Civics and we don't want to cause more anymore unnecessary death.