require Jeremy Buttke to always wear a condom during all sexual encounters.

Jeremy Buttke's dangerous sexual behavior has endangered our great nation. By using deceitful tactics and phrases such as "I blame it on the Goose" when copulating with the young females of our great land, Jeremy has lulled many women into a false sense of security as it relates to their safety during sexual encounters with Mr. Buttke.
In an effort to safeguard their pubic region from "the itch" and in some cases their very lives, I encourage you all to sign this petition in the hopes that our great countries young women will not fall prey to this dastardly victimizer of 20 something bottle rats..before its too late.