Todd Rainey thought that his trophy would be like any other trophy.
He was wrong.
The Lafayette College trophy given to Todd Rainey quickly became his favorite mug for coffee. Sadly, this wonderful relationship was shattered when his mother-in-law broke the handle.
Todd has asked John Boyer to replace the item in good faith, but Boyer has yet to fulfill his obligation as a true American.
We petition the White House to amend this gross negligence.