Enough is enough! It is time for Josh Starkey (of Huntsville, Texas) to shave his hideous mustache that Barack Obama has allowed to grow for FAR TOO LONG! His mustache is destroying the fabric of Josh's friendships and tearing his home-life apart. Furthermore, this particular mustache appears as if it is a mustache sported by an evil cartoon villain, a villain most notorious for tying young women to railroad tracks. Because of this feature, all citizens who live or work with Josh live in constant fear of Death by Locomotive.
The time has come for the President of the United States to take a stand. He is our only hope.
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