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Require lobster trapping among couples throughout the 51 states.

Created by J.B. on July 28, 2015

The Lobster Trap is a bonding experience between two people. To Lobster Trap you and your partner must first assume the position of two mating lobsters. Then, after making sure there is a tight grip between the two of you, fling yourselves back and forth. The violence of your thrusts depends on your preferences. Once you've reached maximum momentum, let go of each other letting your bodies land where they so please. It is best to do this activity on a bed or a soft area of your home. Public Lobster Trapping is not advised. After the Lobster Trap, you and your partner will have gotten closer than ever before. This seemingly near death experience releases chemicals in your body including Oxytocin, which known as the "chemical of love" due to its help in the bonding between people.

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