For far too long has Mr. Patterson continued to present himself in a way that is reminiscent of a man that would be seen trolling a Walmart parking lot in search of women with the potential to make yet another poor life decision.
We can no longer stand idly by as he falls further into this most unbecoming lifestyle. Today it may just be the poor wardrobe choice of a plain white t-shirt with a far too visible "wife beater" underneath but tomorrow it could be the over powering odor of Axe body spray. An obnoxious tribal tattoo on his arm. Or worst of all, he could attend a Nickleback concert.
Mr. President I implore you to use every tool at your disposal to make sure these things don't happen. If not for his own sake do it for his coworkers. It was humorous at first but now it's just sad