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require the person running the CIA's awful Twitter account to take sabbatical and intern @ FunnyOrDie for 3 months

Created by Z.S. on July 21, 2014

Through our federal taxes, we are paying the salary of the person responsible for maintaining the CIA’s awful twitter feed, where they make sarcastic jokes about not knowing our Internet passwords, digitally flirt with Ellen Degeneres and provide information on what no one is wondering - like the whereabouts of Tupac Shakur. This petition seeks to require that this person go on sabbatical and spend three months in an intensive internship at Funny Or Die (which FoD has agreed to), where they will be in the proper environment to learn what’s funny and what falls several miles short of humor. Together we can end the social ineptitude of our nation’s most important intelligence agency.

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