require the president to address the nation dressed as a clown when speaking on any socialist or fascist issues.

This request would require any socialist or fascist reforms, laws or policies to be addressed by the president himself wearing a clown suit in a public press conference. Any groups, unions or people whom support the changes that prompt this special attire may also wear the same attire in support. I also add to this that a large bell be placed on the roof of the White House labeled "Taco Bell". This bell should be rung by White House staff each time another billion dollars is added to the national debt and this action should receive news coverage for each ring. Live pandas should be made to mate each time a billion dollars is paid to the national debt.