That the United States government and the FDA should enact law which requires all foods or beverages containing mushrooms to be clearly labelled as such.
To make it a crime punishable by $1,000 and 6 months in jail for failing to label a food or beverage containing mushrooms.
To make it a crime punishable by 3-5 years in prison for simply labelling a food as "vegetable" or "vegetarian" and failing to mention mention the fungus.