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require that Vice-President Joe Biden be given a bitchin' 1977 Camaro as a sweet ride.

Created by S.R. on January 18, 2013

Vice-President Biden is a dude and as such should have a great set of wheels. A metallic gold (if possible, if not then silver) 1977 Camaro (or Trans-Am) should do the trick. One this vehicle has been secured for Mr. Biden, he should be required to use it in his ordinary travels about the greater DC area. It would be unrealistic to insist that he drive it everywhere since he obviously must fly from time to time. He should, however, be required to cruise up the Pacific Coast Highway in it and be followed by a film crew so that his triumphal journey will be preserved for posterity and can be broadcast once per week on C-span in perpetuity.

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