We, the people listed below, formally request that the player character avatar Pandï from the guild "Pants Optional" on the game server Gul'dan in the MMORPG World of Warcraft, officially and lawfully be declared the best Druid by the Congress of the United States of America under President Barack Hussein Obama II . We feel that this player has exhibited exceptional skill and achieved complete mastery of his class that is at a level far beyond other players. It is our insistence that this congressional action is necessary due to the disrespectful and slanderous deportments of covetous players who have consistently failed to rival the accomplishments and achievements of Pandï. Any further claims to be the best Druid by other players should be unrecognized, unlawful and prohibited.
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