Vermin Supreme is a well known and loved person that deserves to be president.
He is a politician who lies, but unlike all other politicians, he ADMITS he lies. We like that kind of honesty.
We demand beautiful smiles, Ponies, Glitter Bombing anti-gay politicians so we know where they stand, and Jobs for Zombies!
I want Obama to publicly announce Vermin Supreme the president of ANYTHING... and give him authority over it, preferably the President of the United States of America, and authority over all of our lives.
(Dictator of America is also an option as well.)