We the people want a president who:
- is a 'person' with a 'heart', not a borg
- has a 'mind', not a teleprompter
- can relate to 'the people'
- is not a racist
- shows leadership
- was born in the United States
Since Obama has non of the qualifications, we ask that he kindly steps aside. As a token of gratitude, we'll offer him immunity for deceiving 'the people'.