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Resolve Krystyns phone issues and pronounce the Millennium Falcon superior to Cowboy Boots.

Created by C.G. on May 02, 2015

This woman is suffering the first wold problem of not one but two defective cellular telephones. This is America. NASA needs to be directed to stop everything and immediately gix her issues. Also, a White House proclamation stating that a Kenner toys Millennium Falcon is a far better and less emotionally scaring gift than cowboy boots.

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