Dear Mr. President,
I, a fellow US Citizen, request that you invade and beat the crap out of the Hungarian political party, Fidesz, for being complete and totally idiots and screwing the grand and glorious nation that is Hungary and moving it closer to a Single-Party Authoritarian State. Once you have beat the hell out of them with your USA superpowers, the areas and states of Hungary, Poland, Ruthenia (Ukraine), Galicia (Ukraine), Slovakia, Croatia, Slovenia, Romania, Bosnia and Herzegovina are to be absorbed by the Republic of Austria, which shall be then lead by the House of Habsburg in the newly re-formed Austrian Empire.
E Pluribus Unum
Forward for the USA



