The good people of the 63143 zip code (St. Louis County/Maplewood/Missouri) would prefer to remain Americans because these colors don't run and all that other patriotic nonsense.
When the rest of the 50 States succeed in their secession we request to remain part of the United States of Awesome. Seeing as there will be very limited parts of the USA remaining President Obama will have to come hang out with us. Bo, the girls and the misses are also welcome as always!
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