Dear Mr. President,
The North Korean government's attack against Sony Pictures was a clear act of war. Had they caused as much damage to physical infrastructure as was caused to Sony we would respond militarily. However, the North Koreans have, thankfully, chosen a non-violent method of attack. They have chosen an information war rather than a physical one and we the undersigned suggest that we respond in kind. We should immediately begin a bombing campaign over Pyongyang using a new kind of munitions, Freedom Bombs. Freedom bombs contain copies of the Constitution, films, newspapers, and other information about democracy. Overwhelm them with millions of pages. Truth should rain down on them day and night.



