The president should learn to play the guitar and then challenge the Russian president, Vladimir Putin to a no holds bared rock off. Given that Putin will probably ride in on a bear, the president should also prepare by having DARPA breading a giant eagle to carry him into the stadium. And then Obama should beat Ahmadinejad at water polo, then challenge Kim Jong Un to Calvin ball, then beat Andrea Merkel in a dance off. This will restore our country reputation as the greatest nation in the world!
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