The Something Awful dot Com Forums are an important online institution which bring joy to literally tens of people. The forums are currently down. This has sent shock waves through the internet; it is no hyperbole to say this is a national crisis.
The Obama Administration should immediately divert all available national resources, including the full weight of the US Treasury and the Strategic Oil Reserves to the immediate and full restoration of this national treasure, and bring to bear the full might of the Justice System against Datavail, the jerks who for too long have done nothing to correct this travesty.
Thank you for your attention to this important issue.