Everyone knows that kittens are cuddly and cute. Therefore they should lead our country.
I petition that we replace the entire government with kittens. As they would best serve our country as leaders. (If you take this seriously, I have lost hope for you).
This is to show all of the citizens who are duplicating petition posts that it will get you absolutely nowhere, and the chances that government taking your suggestions seriously are far and few. Please notice that the last state's secession petitions have been posted with the exact same title, noting that they were likely created by the same person.
Sign my petition if you are dissapointed in this small portion of our population, and wish to see them disregarded for the illegitimate claims they are.