retaliate against North Korea by hacking into their government computers and forcing them to play The Interview.

The U.S. government is no doubt seeking to develop an appropriate response to North Korea's hacking of SONY Pictures in a [currently successful] attempt to suppress the release of The Interview. This petition proposes that the U.S. government obtain a copy of the film in question from SONY, and that it then retaliates against North Korea by infecting their government computers with a bug that will play The Interview on repeat for 24 hours.