WE THE PEOPLE, in recognition of the sins of our forefathers and the bloody founding of this Great Land DO HEREBY PETITION President Barack Hussein Obama and ARE HONORABLE GOVERNMENT to return the vast American Interior to the Indian Tribes of the United States.
WHEREFORE,
The Native Population lived with honor and dignity before European settlers arrived,
The Native Population and its culture was destroyed, removed, and displaced through genocide, trickery, thievery, and falsehood,
The European settlement of the Interior has created a cultural, economic, and materialistic wasteland,
WE SO RESOLVE TO RETURN THE INTERIOR TO ITS ONE TRUE INHABITANTS, or in the alternative make it into a NATURE PRESERVE.