President Obama,
It's time for you, our president, to act as a uniter.
For too long the epic band "Guns 'N Roses" has been divided and broken apart, depriving the American people of the band's world changing music.
A travesty is being forced upon the American people with this "fake" Guns 'N Roses that Axl Rose has put together.
We petition that you invite Axl Rose, Slash, Duff McKagan, Izzy Stradlin, and Steven Adler into a closed door session with yourself as moderator barring the door until an agreement to reunite has been reached.
We believe it is in the US's cultural, economic, and foreign policy interests to reunite the band, and will make the world a much better place for all to live in.