For years, the public has wondered about the First Family's lengthy vacations. After much effort and research, the answer has finally been found. Barack Obama is a time lord.
It is with great hope that this petition manages to convince Barack Obama to reveal himself as a Time Lord and take his place as Ruler of Humanity. The lives Our Lord could save would be nigh LIMITLESS, not to mention the money we could gain from exploiting loopholes in the spacetime continuum.
Please, Barack Obama. Reveal yourself as Time Lord. Take your place. Become leader of Earth and Mankind.
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