It has been widely reported that Carrie Fisher, our beloved princess, died in a hospital in Los Angeles after suffering a heart attack on a plane headed for LA. But the truth is she drowned in moonlight and was strangled by her own bra.
She herself predicted her own death in this manner in her show Wishful Drinking:
" What happens is you go to space and you become weightless. So far so good, right? But then your body expands??? But your bra doesn't—so you get strangled by your own bra. Now I think that this would make for a fantastic obit—so I tell my younger friends that no matter how I go, I want it reported that I drowned in moonlight, strangled by my own bra."
And I think the US Government should reveal the truth.