The Obama Administration, utilizing powers designated to him under Article II, Section 2 of the US Constitution, has decided to alter the official uniform headgear for United States Marines from the current traditional and iconic form to a unisex format following in the fine and courageous tradition of French effeminate military style.
We, the undersigned, in complete understanding that this administration desires to remove all traditional signs and symbols from all the iconic institutions of this once-great nation and replace them with symbols of appeasement and femininity;
and with a complete understanding that no Obama Administration official will neither reverse nor oppose such a mind-altering and asinine decision as petitioned in protest herein;
do herein petition for redress.