In these times of racial strife and social divide, we the people need a national anthem that speaks to and unites the current and future generations, celebrating our unique heritage as a nation of booty-shaking, after-party-partying freaks. It's time to make law what the undercurrent of energy pulsating across the continental United States has slowly been building to - making R. Kelly's "Ignition (Remix)" our new national anthem.



