Dear Obama Administration,
Please revive the perforated brain of John Fitzgerald Kennedy and place it into a robot body to take the Presidency after Obama leaves office. It keeps everyone happy, the liberals won't have to deal with a Trump presidency, and the conservatives won't have to suffer through a Sanders or Clinton controlled America. Also, we'd be the first nation ever to have a kickass robot president. If Kennedy doesn't work out, Teddy Roosevelt will be a nice second. Please consider this petition, and make hast.
Good luck, and God speed,
Kyle Vander Veer