Dan has chosen to leave me in my time of need to travel the world. This must be stopped. I've reached out directly to Dan to settle this civilly, but he's denied every request. So now I ask America to put an end to his madness & keep him here at work the next 2 weeks.
Your signature here is a vote in support of hard work.
Your signature here is a vote in support of finishing what your started.
Your signature here is a vote in support of Jesus.
But mostly, your signature here is a vote in support of screwing Dan over.