We, the citizens of States other than Texas, having grown tired of Texas acting like a big baby and threatening to leave every time something does not go its way, hereby invite Texas to leave once and for all.
Texas, PLEASE GO! You won't be missed. And don't let the door hit you on the way out!
Mr. President and Congress, please start whatever constitutional procedures are necessary to boot Texas out. Lincoln made a big mistake letting them back in once they had voluntarily left, and the time has come to rectify Lincoln's boneheaded action.