We, the undersigned, respectfully request that the Obama Administration grant a SubButton to Chance "Sodapoppin" Morris. Chance, a Rank 1 Virgin has been discriminated against by the Twitch.tv Administration with claims that his stream is inappropriate. Meanwhile, other streamers such as Alinity show large amounts of cleavage, does squats and "accidently" bends over on camera to show her stream inappropriate views to collect donations.
Chance has dedicated his life to fighting the likes of Slender and the study of Shovels for our society. Regrettably, his application for a SubButton as a high-skilled Virgin was denied.