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Rig the NFL so that the Philadelphia Eagles win Super Bowl XLIX. This is a serious issue plaguing our great nation.

Created by J.N. on February 13, 2014

The Philadelphia Eagles are America's Team and have been since the inception of the country. It is a well-known fact that all U.S. Presidents have been Philadelphia Eagles fans, including George Washington, who named the eagle the national bird in commemoration to the 1774 Eagles team that won the first colonial football championship where Samuel Adams was named MVP. In fact, all great people throughout history were Eagles fans. In 1980, John Lennon was murdered for unpaid debts to bookies after betting $3.7 million on the Eagles in Super Bowl XV against the Raiders. Obama, we know you're an Eagles fan. Now is your chance. This petition also requests that Brian Dawkins be knighted, clothing requirements for women at the Linc be lifted, and Joe Buck be sent to Guantanamo Bay for treason

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