The Bill of Rights to our Constitution guarantees in its Second Amendment the right of the people to keep and bear arms. However, there is no mention of the right to bare legs, an egregious oversight by our founding fathers. For years, the pants-averse citizens of our great nation have had their natural human rights infringed upon by constant demand that their legs be covered. This transgression cannot continue. Please sign our petition and let the government know that we, the people, believe in equality for all.



