The right of the people to obtain and devour juicy burgers is in jeopardy in small towns. Start with Forney, Texas.

In recent days, the number of burger joints in Forney, Texas has been dramatically reduced as two small businesses have gone under without warning. The impact of this includes hunger, irritability, loss of productivity, and general anxiety. If this continues without resolution, people will initially drive to adjacent towns to obtain their burgers. As time goes on the increase in pollution in satellite towns will become staggering, as will the severely negative economic impact of burger dollar redistribution. Please don't let mega-chains such as McDonalds, Burger King, White Castle win the burger war. Their products are very high in bad things and don't taste good. This is a widespread problem impacting small towns nationwide and calls for a federally subsidized program Obamabuger.