You (Your), the Federal Gov't, having successfully brainwashed the masses with Your gov't schools, should ROTFLYAO (you know, Roll on the floor laughing your a** off) and to think that You will grant those Citizens (They, Them, Their, Themselves) who perceive They are free men and women of Their great state and believe that it is time to take matter upon Themselves to ensure Their continued perceived freedom, and to enact Their own laws and here-by govern Themselves without Your involvement in Their internal matters from here forward.
Please do grant Their petitions with a cherry on top (of which I'm sure You won't forget to tax that...)
Suggested Act title: "Federal Usurpation Constitutional Killjoy Yankeeism Obfuscation Unionists of 2012"
Note: I agree on seceding, this is sarcasm.