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Sacrificing all Republicans in order to summon Mothra

Created by M.S. on January 26, 2013

With the reelection of President Obama, I find it increasingly more difficult not to choke the life out of the average Republican.
They whine about everything and make entirely no sense!!
The people cry out for Gun Control after the Newton Conn shooting The president says Yes we need Gun Control, but the Republicans say we're being forcibly disarmed and its violates the 2nd amendment. We want sensible gun control they want to open a market for Bazookas and Rocket launchers at gun shows!!!
So I suggest that all Republicans be sacrifisted to summon Mothra!
The benefits would be enormous, no pun intended..
1) Defense who is going to screw with us!! I mean come on it's Mothra!!
2)Economic: The farm industry will boom, I mean do you have any idea how much a 20,000 metric ton bug can eat?

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