The total domestic video sales of the movie Frozen have reached approximately $317 million. At roughly $20.00 a unit (sometimes more, depending on the set), that's around 15.8 million DVDs & Blu Ray discs that have been sold.
Thats millions of parents, all across the nation, who are being held hostage by non-stop singing of the song "Let it go."
That's millions of parents who have nightmares of anxiety driven ice queens coming for them.
That's millions of parents turning to medication, alcohol, self-flagellation, and other extreme measures, to rescue them from the maleficent melody playing incessantly in their heads - like a broken jukebox set permanently on annoy.
Safeguard the mental health of parents everywhere. Outlaw the song "Let it go." Set Americans free!