The Church of Full Tilt Boogie petitions POTUS to issue executive orders as follows:
1. Schumann Resonance , Schrodinger's Cat, Occam's Razor, and Grandpa's Ax be added to pre-school curriculum.
2. All US currency will carry the phrase, "In Boogie We Trust."
3. Canned Heat shall be recognized as the greatest contributors to music...ever.
4. The National Anthem shall be changed to "Refried Boogie" Parts I & II.
5. Fallen Angels shall be granted disability benefits.
6. Marijuana shall be recognized as a herb vs a drug.
7. "Step away from the George," shall be recognized as a lawful order.
8. The Church of Full Tilt Boogie shall be issued grants to further this type of awesome thinking.
9. Decrees made by elders of the CFTB shall supersede those of Congress, POTUS, and the Supreme Court.
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